scarynipples:

I asked my brother what I should be on costume day for my school and he said I should show up late to all of my classes and tell people I’m internet explorer

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hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

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besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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